ok - so if you have read my blog, you have probably read my post regarding my intense fear and horror over the tlc show "toddlers & tiaras".
but, let me just say...this show pales in comparison to the new train wreck i have discovered on the "we" channel. has anyone seen this "little miss perfect"?!?!
oh dear lord. i don't even think my description could do it justice. all i can say is watch. your mouth will hang open in amazement of the following things:
- that yes, in fact, they do make "dentures" for children
- just how much parents will spend on a pagent dress that has been attacked by a bedazzler (it makes my mortgage seem like pocket change)
- how much eyeliner you can actually put on a 5 year old
...and much, much more. but i must say, the biggest "it is so bad but i just can't look away" moment comes at the end when the host, michael (who is wearing more make-up than half the contestants) sings his off-off-off broadway inspired "pagent song" to the top ranking contestants. they stand there looking like a confused deer in the headlights as he croons away at them about nectarine rainbows and other junk...i think they are just wondering if they will make it off the stage alive - crown or no crown.
in any case - it is horrible. and yet, i tivo'd it again this week. (hangs head in shame)
but, let me just say...this show pales in comparison to the new train wreck i have discovered on the "we" channel. has anyone seen this "little miss perfect"?!?!
oh dear lord. i don't even think my description could do it justice. all i can say is watch. your mouth will hang open in amazement of the following things:
- that yes, in fact, they do make "dentures" for children
- just how much parents will spend on a pagent dress that has been attacked by a bedazzler (it makes my mortgage seem like pocket change)
- how much eyeliner you can actually put on a 5 year old
...and much, much more. but i must say, the biggest "it is so bad but i just can't look away" moment comes at the end when the host, michael (who is wearing more make-up than half the contestants) sings his off-off-off broadway inspired "pagent song" to the top ranking contestants. they stand there looking like a confused deer in the headlights as he croons away at them about nectarine rainbows and other junk...i think they are just wondering if they will make it off the stage alive - crown or no crown.
in any case - it is horrible. and yet, i tivo'd it again this week. (hangs head in shame)
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I am really going to have to catch one of these shows. I want to stay away but I need to kill my curiosity
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